-"What IS py?...where did it come from?"
-"At the end of the day I am going to be the brick wall...I am going to be the brick wall..and what you want to do is on the other side of the brick wall and I'm afraid to say that I am the brick wall and you are not going past"!
-(teenage boy)"sir I feel like crying for no reason...is that normal?"
(teacher)"errmm...what? at your age?...yeh!"
Best bit? - a 'Vicky Pollard'-esk moment, and a Designer Beaver toy!